I can understand one handbag, but two? It’s just tacky.
But why is she wearing glasses if she’s so obviously blind?
What could she possibly be purchasing at Best Buy? Temple of Doom on Blu-ray?
Yes, the pickle was in the ziploc baggie that’s sticking out of her purse. A PICKLE IS A HEALTHY AND DELICIOUS SNACK, OK?
First, the little toe tries to escape. Then, apparently, EVERY SINGLE VEIN IN HER LEGS.
Like, how dirty would the rest of your clothes have to be before you would choose to wear this?
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Be brave, little clip. You have a mighty job to do. It is a thankless job, I’m sure.
I hope you and those awesome clear flip-flops will rest well tonight.
I take a lot of pictures of people. A LOT. I’ve never been full out called out on it like I was this time.
Granted, I was in an Auto Zone (a horrifying story for another time), but still.
YOU DON’T WEAR THIS SHIRT IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE POSTED ON THE INTERNETS.
Thankfully, I run quickly and scream like a girl. I WIN.
Now, my assumption is this is not her natural hair color.
But I don’t know. I’ve seen Powder.
NATURE CAN DO SOME AMAZING THINGS, OK?
Sometimes, it’s like the pictures take themselves.
But too proud to buy an appropriately sized tshirt, apparently.
I wonder how early she has to get up every morning to perfect that hairstyle.
Very, very early, probably.